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Dec 12th

Balloon Fetish

I found this little gem of dialogue sitting on my desk when I went in for my final yesterday. It was a psychology class, so I guess it could kind of relate... maybe.
Alny: *ring ring*
Dr. Riley: Hi, how can I help you tonight?
Alny: Yes, I have a problem. I cannot get sexually aroused by my boyfriend. Whenever we have sex it's like a chore to me, but the bigger issue is that if we do have sex and there is a balloon on the bed with us then I am completely aroused and we have a great time, but if there is no balloon then I can't do anything but lie there.
Dr Riley: Well I'm glad you called because most people with this issue do not report it. From the sound of it you have a fetish problem. You can't have sexual excitement without a balloon, which means you have a balloon fetish.
Alny: Well what can I do?! I can't just live life needing a balloon by my side whenever I have sex!
Dr, Riley: You can either decide to live your life like this, or there are different sorts of treatments and medications you can take to help your situation. What I need you to do is think about a balloon, and think about you and your boyfriend in bed and a balloon right next to you rubbing against your skin.
Alny: Okay I've got it.
Dr. Riley: Now STOP! Don't think about the balloon! I'ts ugly, it smells, and the sound of latex annoys you, just STOP!!!
Alny: Well thats not true! How can I just stop?!
Dr. Riley: What you need to do now is whenever you have sexual thoughts involving a balloon just stop, interrupt yourself, and get rid rid of all the balloons you have and do not go anywhere there might be a balloon.
Alny: Ok, and what if this doesn't work forever?
Dr. Riley: Then what you need to do is get a prescription of anti-estrogen, which will lower your estrogen levels and help control your sexual thoughts.
Alny: Alright, I'll try. Thank you, doctor!

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